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Saturday, March 22, 2014

Ann Coulter On Crying & Other Forms of Weakness

I have no tear ducts so I can’t cry. I had them removed on my 21st birthday.
The reason I always seem to be smiling when I’m on a television show is because I had special plastic surgery on my lips, mandible, upper and lower jaw, inner mouth, teeth, gums and cheekbones.
It is the absence of any real facial structure and composition that makes my eyes always dart to the right when I’m on a talk show giving the impression that I’m looking at someone.
I am looking at no one.
And no one looks at me.
Sometimes it makes me unhappy. On those rare occasions I go to my late night comfort food, one piece or half-a-piece of kale.

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