In this hilarious unauthorized, autobiographical parody, Ann Coulter has been approached to be the Vice Presidential candidate in 2016, so she is coming out with a tell-all book. She will reveal who she is, who she was and who she hopes to be before the left wing media and the Democratic spin machine can have at her. She’ll be answering the hard questions, confronting the tough issues and in memory of her friend, Tupac Shakur, “keepin’ it real.”
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Saturday, March 22, 2014
Ann Coulter On Crying & Other Forms of Weakness
I have no tear ducts so I can’t cry. I had them removed on my 21st birthday.
The reason I always seem to be smiling when I’m on a television show is because I had special plastic surgery on my lips, mandible, upper and lower jaw, inner mouth, teeth, gums and cheekbones.
It is the absence of any real facial structure and composition that makes my eyes always dart to the right when I’m on a talk show giving the impression that I’m looking at someone.
I am looking at no one.
And no one looks at me.
Sometimes it makes me unhappy. On those rare occasions I go to my late night comfort food, one piece or half-a-piece of kale.